I finally got that sock monkey off my back.
No, not you friends.
Remember this? My first failure with a very basic pair of socks. Now I can call them done (after three years).
I just had to take the ubiquitous shot of hand knit socks with (sorta) high-heeled shoes. Does anyone actually wear them this way?
This is my way. Yes, I know it is approaching frumphood, but practical – hand knits are a little grippier in shoes that slide on and off and clogs, orthopedic as they may be, are the most comfortable footwear for standing and such.
I first learned to knit socks in 2008. That means I spent at least eight years (let’s just call it a decade) only doing garter stitch and timidly and slowly adding simple hats and a new stitch or two at a snail’s pace. I can’t remember why I wanted to knit socks – perhaps to fit my mismatched feet, perhaps I thought it was the perfect manageable project to project myself off my lazy knitter’s ass, or perhaps I was talking about it and N encouraged me to take a class – either way I know he paid for it as a gift. At the time, there was only one LYS in my old neighborhood and it was well, a bit strange. They carried some gorgeous yarns but only in the worst colorways – way too much pink, bad pink, and some of the high-end novelty yarns… not much I ever wanted to buy. I signed up for the (over-priced in my opinion*) two-session class, bought a skein of meh sock yarn from the sale bin (and I swear it was the only skein that wasn’t pink or candy-colored in the whole shop) and a terrible set of bamboo dpns that have since broken. The class was described for beginners with basic skills who wanted to learn basic sock construction which described me. The first session had four attendees – two of us were there for the stated purpose, one only wanted to learn how to knit entrelac, and one was there purely as a substitute for a therapy session. (There’s always at least one, right)? Things got off to a sketchy start – the instructor said we could buy a book with a sock pattern, use class time to download a pattern, or buy her basic pattern for $5.00. I was annoyed at having to buy a pattern on the spur of the moment, but I thought since she was the instructor, her’s made the most sense to buy and I wanted to cast-on immediately. So the first session amounted to nothing since none of use could get past a cuff in an hour (and bad teacher, she didn’t suggest making an anklet or child’s sock, and bad me for not thinking of it either)! The second session (when not of course listening to the sad messed up life of the one attendee or entrelac instructions) was a whirlwind of before-to-me-unknown ssks, gussets, and heal-turnings. I left feeling frustrated and quite under-taught and not much better off than I was before. I spent the next few weeks poring over the $5.00 basic sock pattern and slowly churning out a legitimate first sock. By the second one, I basically had it down and realized the pattern was sh*t and it wasn’t just me – some of the simple numbers didn’t add up and a few crucial instructions were missing. Shortly thereafter, I was poking around in a big box craft store and discovered the $5.00 basic sock pattern was just a poorly copied version of the free pattern that came on the ball band of Lion Brand Sock-Ease sock yarn. So, lesson learned I guess? What lesson? Um, so N and I wasted some money but in the end in a round-about-way it was the catalyst that got my knitting up to speed. And the basic pattern I first used is still the one I occasionally reference today only now I carry around the ball band rather than the stupid $5.00 version.
The pair that changed it all, spawned several more, and yes, I do have two pairs of the same shoes in different colors… I actually have several pairs of shoes in duplicate but for their colors (I mentioned I have mismatched feet, so I embrace acquisitions when the shoe fits). I prefer fraternal to identical twins in sock making and it is sheer coincidence that the two pictured (my first and latest) happen to be identical in terms of stripe placement, with exception of an additional stripe on the toe of the longer one.
Yeah, I got me some freak feet.
The socks are bit wonky at the moment since they’ve yet to be washed and were tinked and re-knit. The yarn is Lang Yarns Jawoll Color Aktion which I’ve loved for its durability but isn’t mentioned on their website and is possibly discontinued??? That would suck though I think I still have some more in the old stash. It also comes with a spool of matching reinforcing thread which I love but have never used in the three pairs I’ve made with the stuff – I always forget about it! But it will be good for mending.
And the brownish background fabric? It will eventually become the backing on N’s shirt quilt. It’s actually more of a caramel color but my camera sucks and needs to be replaced. The socks aren’t quite the right color either, but at least they are consistent…
Next sockly challenge? I keep wanting to focus on learning to do two-at-a-time from the toe-up with either magic loop or two circs. Toe-up makes way more sense to me and I’ll never have leftover yarn or run out at the toe… but I’m really stuck in my cuff-down comfort zone and I would have to buy more needles…
*I’m not against paying a healthy fee for a class, but at the time there wasn’t much competition so they got away with charging more than usual and the teacher was bad to boot…